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SUBSTITUTE
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1st Substitute - Beer for water 2nd Substitute - a pipe for old rope 3rd Substitute - girl in a bikini for ? There is no substitute for Plymouth Gin |
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"I AM UNDERGOING A SPEED TRIAL"
- DOUBLE QUICK TO MY PLYMOUTH GIN
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| B |
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"I am taking ON, or discharging, EXPLOSIVES"
- HE'S NOT A PLYMOUTH GIN DRINKER
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| C |
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"Yes"
- LOVELY STUFF PLYMOUTH GIN
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| D |
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"Keep clear of me; I am manoeuvring with difficulty"
- SHOULD HAVE KEPT TO PLYMOUTH GIN
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| E |
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"I AM DIRECTING MY COURSE TO STARBOARD"
- FOR A PICK ME UP (LIKE PLYMOUTH GIN).
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| F |
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"I am disabled, communicate with me"
- SHOULD NOT HAVE MIXED MY DRINKS
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| G |
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"I REQUIRE A PILOT"
- AND A LARGE PLYMOUTH GIN
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| H |
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"I have a Pilot on board"
- I'LL WANT A PLYMOUTH GIN WHEN I ARRIVE
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| I |
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"I am altering my course to starboard"
- I'll spend it on Plymouth Gin
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| J |
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"I am going to send a message by semaphore"
- FOR MORE PLYMOUTH GIN
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| K |
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"you should stop your vessel immediately"
- and stay on Plymouth gin in future
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| L |
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"you should stop i have something important to communicate"
- even a "scotch man" drinks Plymouth gin
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| M |
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"I HAVE A DOCTOR ON BOARD"
- HE PRESCRIBES PLYMOUTH GIN
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| N |
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"NO" (NEGATIVE)
-NOT EVEN A PLYMOUTH GIN FOR THE ROAD THIS IS NOTHING TO LAUGH AT
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| O |
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"MAN OVERBOARD"
- A MANS BEST FRIEND IS STILL PLYMOUTH GIN
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| P |
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"YOUR LIGHTS ARE OUT OR BURNING BADLY (AT SEA)"
-NEXT ROUND TRY PLYMOUTH GIN
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| Q |
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"MY VESSEL IS HEALTHY AND I REQUIRE FREE PRATIQUE"
-IN THE PINK WITH PLYMOUTH GIN
N.B. Pratique is the license given to a ship to enter port on assurance from the captain to convince the authorities that he/she is free from contagious disease
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| R |
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"THE WAY IS OFF MY SHIP; YOU MAY FEEL YOUR WAY PAST ME"
- AND 'MAKE' A.B.' LINE FOR PLYMOUTH GIN
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| S |
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"MY ENGINES ARE GOING FULL SPEED ASTERN"
- WHO FORGOT THE PLYMOUTH GIN?
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| T |
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"DO NOT PASS AHEAD OF ME"
- I'M USED TO HOLDING COATES
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| U |
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"YOU ARE STANDING INTO DANGER"
- QUICK, GIVE HER A PLYMOUTH GIN
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| V |
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"I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE"
- A QUICK STEP TO PLYMOUTH IS INDICATED
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| W |
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"I REQUIRE MEDICAL ASSISTANCE"
- There's more body in Plymouth Gin.
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| X |
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"STOP CARRYING OUT YOUR INTENTIONS AND WATCH FOR MY SIGNALS"
-I'M AFTER MY PLYMOUTH GIN
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| Y |
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"I AM CARRYING MAILS "
- More prospects for Plymouth Gin
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| Z |
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"TO BE USED TO ADDRESS OR CALL SHORE STATIONS"
- AFTER TO CALL FOR PLYMOUTH GIN
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